ASMR Doctor: Crazy Cures!
OMG you will NOT believe this game I just played. It’s called ASMR Doctor: Crazy Cures! and I'm still buzzing from it, it's 11 PM and I can't sleep now because my brain is just like, replaying all the weird stuff. Remember how that guy described it? "A doctor educational game for girls"? LOL. No. Just no. That's like calling a rollercoaster "a vehicle for seated transport." Technically true, but completely misses the point.
Honestly, it's not educational at all. It's like, pure, unadulterated, satisfying weirdness. My first patient had a literal lightbulb stuck in their ear, like a full-on working lightbulb. And the sound of me gently pulling it out with these tiny tweezers? So good. It was this soft, clicky sound, followed by a little *pop* when it finally came free. And then you have to clean the ear out with this little vacuum that makes the cutest whirring noise. I swear, I could listen to that all day.
I don't usually like doctor games, they're usually too gross or too serious. But this is different. It’s not about realistic surgery, it’s about fixing these totally bonkers problems with equally bonkers solutions. Like, one patient had swallowed a whole toy car, and I had to use this tiny magnet on a string to fish it out. The little *clink* when the magnet connected? Chef's kiss. Another one had like, too much glitter inside them, and you had to use this special glowing tool to, like, absorb the glitter. The visual of it all sparkling and then disappearing was so satisfying.
I started playing at like 8, thinking I’d just check it out for a bit, and next thing I know it’s 10:30 and I’m on my fifth patient, trying to untangle someone from a giant ball of yarn. Your gonna love it. It's just so clever how they made these mundane-ish tasks feel so rewarding with the sounds and the visuals. It's like those satisfying cleaning videos on TikTok, but you're the one doing the cleaning and it's way weirder. I already told Sarah she has to download it. Seriously, you gotta try it. It's fun. Really, really fun.
Honestly, it's not educational at all. It's like, pure, unadulterated, satisfying weirdness. My first patient had a literal lightbulb stuck in their ear, like a full-on working lightbulb. And the sound of me gently pulling it out with these tiny tweezers? So good. It was this soft, clicky sound, followed by a little *pop* when it finally came free. And then you have to clean the ear out with this little vacuum that makes the cutest whirring noise. I swear, I could listen to that all day.
I don't usually like doctor games, they're usually too gross or too serious. But this is different. It’s not about realistic surgery, it’s about fixing these totally bonkers problems with equally bonkers solutions. Like, one patient had swallowed a whole toy car, and I had to use this tiny magnet on a string to fish it out. The little *clink* when the magnet connected? Chef's kiss. Another one had like, too much glitter inside them, and you had to use this special glowing tool to, like, absorb the glitter. The visual of it all sparkling and then disappearing was so satisfying.
I started playing at like 8, thinking I’d just check it out for a bit, and next thing I know it’s 10:30 and I’m on my fifth patient, trying to untangle someone from a giant ball of yarn. Your gonna love it. It's just so clever how they made these mundane-ish tasks feel so rewarding with the sounds and the visuals. It's like those satisfying cleaning videos on TikTok, but you're the one doing the cleaning and it's way weirder. I already told Sarah she has to download it. Seriously, you gotta try it. It's fun. Really, really fun.
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